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    tags:  Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck you  victim-blaming asshats 

  2. BRB dying

     

    tags:  murdered by my own uterus 

  3. As a general fashion rule

    i avoid shirts with witty sayings on them (not that i judge other people who proudly wear theirs, mostly because i love to read them, kind of like bumper stickers), but i’m considering this one:

    Homonyms

     

    tags:  heehee 

  4. En route to airport.

    Florida, here i come!

     

    tags:  vacations!  fun tiems! 

  5. 
“I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period. Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness. If somebody walks in the room and they’re drop-dead gorgeous and sexy, it’s really fun to look at. But if someone is giving of their spirit and they make you laugh and feel good, that’s a whole other level of beauty.”
— Drew Barrymore

    “I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period. Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness. If somebody walks in the room and they’re drop-dead gorgeous and sexy, it’s really fun to look at. But if someone is giving of their spirit and they make you laugh and feel good, that’s a whole other level of beauty.”

    — Drew Barrymore

    (via damnitdisney)

     

    tags:  yes 

  6. Instead of last-minute packing for my trip - Florida, honey, woot! - or even finishing that analysis of the Metamorphosis like i should be doing, i’m dancing around my room, listening to “Short Dick Man

     

    tags:  real priorities 

  7. Oh, yeah! And my mother let me wear her special skeleton earrings!

    Oh, yeah! And my mother let me wear her special skeleton earrings!

     

    tags:  you's jealous  GPOY 

  8. HALLOWEEN PLANS:

    • Rent movies
    • Eat candy
    • Watch movies
    • Eat more candy

     

    tags:  really going wild this year! 

  9. Mischief night has never really been big here.

    Which is good - our house has never been TP-ed or any such mischievous crazy kid act of vandalism. I’ve lived here in this neighborhood in Jersey for the majority of my life, though, so all i have to compare our goosey nights to are TV sitcoms and bad straight-to-video movie renditions. Which means i have no idea if those pranks actually get pulled on anyone, ever. But, either way, it’s really nice not having to worry about eggings or finding flaming bags of shit on the porch.

     
  10. MISSION FOR THIS WEEK:

    Make progress toward getting a car. Which can be accomplished by, you know, doing anything.

     

    tags:  so lazy  when does the car fairy come? 

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