i avoid shirts with witty sayings on them (not that i judge other people who proudly wear theirs, mostly because i love to read them, kind of like bumper stickers), but i’m considering this one:

No one's reading this. And if you are, you can't prove it, so i'll just keep living my whole life thinking that no one reads the description. Is that a problem? Deal with it. (Sinope is feeling: pugnacious and third-person-prone today)
i avoid shirts with witty sayings on them (not that i judge other people who proudly wear theirs, mostly because i love to read them, kind of like bumper stickers), but i’m considering this one:
