Sinope
No one's reading this. And if you are, you can't prove it, so i'll just keep living my whole life thinking that no one reads the description. Is that a problem? Deal with it. (Sinope is feeling: pugnacious and third-person-prone today)
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Okay, so, if you sign up with State Farm, you gain magical powers? You can make anything materialize around you? That sounds like a good deal!
But, wait! Not all those kids had State Farm, right? Just that one guy. So all you have to do is know someone who has State Farm, and you get supernatural abilities.
State Farm should really re-think their commercials.
