STOP INVITING ME PLACES IF YOU DON’T WANT ME THERE AND ARE JUST GOING TO PRETEND YOU DIDN’T INVITE ME YOU SUCK I WANT TO CUT YOUR FACE.
Things i should’ve texted when you described your totally ragin’ party (that you had invited me to already but did not tell me what day) to me:
Gee, thanks for giving me the deets on that kewl party bro u rock!!
Oh and also thanks for TELLING ME ABOUT HOW FUN THAT PARTY WAS YOU’RE AN ASSFACE.
